Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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