Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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