Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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