Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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