She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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