Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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