you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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