Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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