Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
