All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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