Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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