If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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