She said her name was "party"
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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