Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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