Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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