You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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