she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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