plz talk dirty to me
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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