Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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