my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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