the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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