He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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