my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
