Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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