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  • lmao at people thinking op woke up to a delicious salad for lunch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 2:12pm
  • In Soviet Russia, salad tosses YOU!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 2:31pm
  • hopefully that person didn't find any croutons. Cleanliness is happiness

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 2:30pm
  • what's wrong with that? at least you have salad for breakfast

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 2:05pm
  • 2:31, i dont think 10 year olds are supposed to be on this site.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 3:54pm
  • 7:50, I just got back from a trip to Birmingham to see Trans-Siberian Orchestra. Everybody had on leather coats and the girls wore heels and carried purses. That part of the city was very clean and had a few hundred sky scrapers. Medium-sized city. -Huntsville (The Rocket City), Alabama -(256)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 1:57am
  • 2:53 its cause you never had your asshole licked. jealous

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 3:06pm
  • Thats fucking gross.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 2:12am
  • I bet someone was literally tossing his:her salad (the kind with lettuce and tomatoes and what not) but he/she is trying to be funny/make people think his/her life is exciting.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 11:49am
  • ... This is why my boyfriend and I agreed the second time we were in bed together that ass play is a no. I mean really... who wants to lick fecal matter? Ew. Just.... Ew.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:06am
  • 2:16: definitely but I think she said head not ears! Damn!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 2:24pm
  • Feels better when you put a fireball up there and your mate tosses your salad until the fireball is gone. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 8:34pm
  • I am female and I love to get my salad tossed. It's awesome. If u haven't had it done. Try it, u will like it. I like it in my ass. Anal beads rock too!! Me and my boyfriend do all the above. It rocks!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 4:21pm
  • only the dirtiest of the dirty wish to lick fetal matter, dear anon. only the dirtiest.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:09am
  • I really just don't understand the pleasure people find in that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 2:53pm
  • These yakov smirnoff jokes are getting ridiculos...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 3:05pm
  • IN RUSSIA THE SALAD TOSSES YOU

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 3:03pm
  • Is there a double meaning to that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 2:06pm
  • Rollin mutha fuckin tide!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 4:41pm
  • Lol this is hiliarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:52am
  • It's ok I'm sure their was a good reason,,

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 2:06pm
  • It's one if the best feeling things you can get!! What's a fireball?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:43pm
  • Hetero - Hot. Homo- not

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:42pm
  • for all you people who don't know what tossing a salad is...it when someone is giving your asshole head. so yes...its nasty!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 7:56pm
  • Only in cousin fucking Alabama. Hook em horns!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 5:02pm
  • You all need to learn what tossing salad means

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 2:09pm
  • 309, I think you mean 'fecal' matter....at least I really hope so

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 10:55am
  • Yum. I love tossing salad

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 10:16am
  • That would be awesome. Chicks who lick ass are the best.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 2:37pm
  • woof, that is fucking gross

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:10pm
  • Ha way to keep it classy Birmingham!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 5:56pm
  • Oh that's when you stick your legs behind your ears and someone licks your asshole.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 2:09pm
  • That seems like a decent thing to wake up to.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 5:53pm
  • watch out for 309, they'll eat your babies!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:45pm
  • "Birmingham Metro Area. No rednecks here." lmao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 7:28pm
  • I am a female and recently had my salad tossed by my boyfriend for the first time. I was skeptical at first, but once he did it, i didn't want him to stop. It feels so good and it is unlike any other oral stimulation i have ever experienced. i dont think that i would ever return the favor for him, but i dont mind him doing it on me atall ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 5, 10 at 2:09am
  • 1042...hot is hot bro

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 10:44pm
  • Fireball guy you def need to try it with tabasco or tapatio sauce. Not for the faint of heart though, toss with caution

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 12:58am
  • U shouldn't even b on this site!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 11:28am
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