Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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