we're blogging at a bar
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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