I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
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