I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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