Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
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