Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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