lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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