He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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