Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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