Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
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