your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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