I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Ketchup is God's man juice
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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