you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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