Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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