So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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