Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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