fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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