...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I booty called her while she was in labor.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
How naked do you want me to be?
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