yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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