We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I wish you could order shots online.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
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