yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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