just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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