He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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