i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
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