I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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