sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
Just puked most of my soul out..
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