I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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