Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
It's never too late to be topless.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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