If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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